This will have to do.

I’ve been wanting to post more pictures of the renovations, but Time Warner decided we shouldn’t get the internet anymore. So until they decide our money is good enough for them, we can’t get online at home, which means I can’t post my pictures. So. To appease your hunger for my wit (ahem), here is a little gem I found on my company’s cafeteria menu.


I’m not sure that this particular float is one I’d like to try, but at least they’re selling it for a reasonable price. Usually beef costs more. I guess this isn’t made with Kobe rootbeef. Oh well, any beef float could be good with a little whipped A1 on top, right?