Last night...

...I was home alone with Milo until Andrew got home from yoga at 7:00.
...Dinnertime was one big tantrum.
...Mashed potatoes were thrown on the floor.
...Meatballs were flung halfway across the kitchen.
...Milo threw his cup on the floor and refused to drink any water.
...Milo drank a ton of tub water during his bath.
...Milo peed all over the changing table immediately following his bath.
...The puddle was too tempting, and pee was swished around and got all over Milo's hands.
...Bedtime nursing did not go well.
...Milo bit me. Hard. Three times.
...Two of the three Langfords ended up in tears.